Friends of the Gnome
Small Stature | Major Mojo. Join the crew and get a welcome code for 10% off.
No spam. Just gnome business.
What You Get
Small Stature | Major Mojo
Early Access
Get first dibs on drops before they hit the lawn.
Member-Only Items
Gnome gear that's just for the crew.
10% Off
Join the crew and your welcome code arrives right after signup. On us.
A Special Surprise
We're not telling. That's the surprise.
How It Works
Off the Lawn. On the Loose.
1
Drop your email
Sign up above. Takes ten seconds.
2
Get your welcome code
Your code shows up right after you join.
3
Cause some trouble
Use it at checkout, then go be a gnome with attitude.
The Code
Every Gnome Has a Code. Every Friend Is Family.
- Joy is resistance.
- Kindness is strength.
- Rebellion requires discipline.
- Loyalty is legacy.
We are the Keepers of Quiet Magic. We choose care over clout, roots over reach, and mischief over mediocrity. We wear the hat not to stand out, but to stand for something.
We don't just join. We belong. We don't just believe. We build. We don't just wear the hat. We earn it.
We are Friends of the Gnome. And we are never alone.
Questions
Straight answers. Gnomes with attitude.
What is Friends of the Gnome?
The GNOME AF crew, for people who believe small stature can carry major mojo. Joy is resistance, kindness is strength, rebellion requires discipline, and loyalty is legacy. Join up and you're one of us, off the lawn and on the loose.
What do I get?
Early access to drops, member-only items, a welcome code for 10% off, and a special surprise we're keeping under our hats. Gnomes love a secret. We're not spoiling this one.
How do I get my welcome code?
Sign up with your email and the code shows up right after you join. No code hunting, no secret handshake, no sacrificing a garden snail. Enter it at checkout and go cause some trouble.
Does it cost anything?
Nope. Joining is free. Gnomes aren't about paywalls, we're about belonging. All we ask is that you bring some attitude.
Can I unsubscribe?
Anytime. Every email has an unsubscribe link, and we won't sulk about it (much). The door's always open, and the hat's always waiting.
Do you share my email?
No. Your email stays with GNOME AF, and we guard it like a gnome guards the garden. Read the full story in our Privacy Policy.